10th – The Derby County Mel Morris Era Playlist

Its Monday morning and exactly one week until Forest. So here’s a nice easy user friendly post for you to ease into the week and read whilst using the bathroom, waiting for public transport or queueing at the McDonalds drive through.

Its the Derby County Mel Morris era summed up using the medium of The Playlist.

  1. Everybody Hurts – REM – Derby lose to QPR at Wembley and Mel’s pre-agreed price for DCFC starts to look very expensive.
  2. Harder than you think – Public Enemy – Chuck D & Flav sum up the Championship for Mel.
  3. Heard it through the Grapevine – Al Green – McClaren starts flirting with Newcastle
  4. Sabotage – Beastie Boys – Nailed on promotion subsequently goes tits
  5. Bad Blood – Taylor Swift – Mel bins Steve for the first time
  6. Mad World – Tears for Fears – DCFC appoint Paul Clement and lose the plot in the transfer market
  7. I Love you (but you’re boring) – The Beautiful South – Mel Sacks Paul Clement whilst sitting nicely in 5th place
  8. The Fool on the Hill – The Beatles – Mel sends a runner to Moor Farm to ask Wassall to be manager
  9. This is a Low – Blur – Rotherham 3 Derby 3 soon topped by Derby 0 Hull 3
  10. So Macho – Sinitta Nigel Pearson arrives to toughen up the Rams
  11. Bye Bye Badman – The Stone Roses – Mel Sacks Nigel Pearson after 2 months
  12. I want you back – Jackson 5 – Mel inexplicably re-signs Steve McClaren
  13. We are never ever getting back together – Taylor Swift – Mel sacks Steve for the second time
  14. Union of the Snake – Duran Duran – Simon Le Bon sums up the Gary Rowett era
  15. Champagne Supernova – Oasis – Derby County August – January
  16. Step up the Morphine – DMAs Derby County February – April
  17. Suicide is Painless – Johnny Mandel Rams fans come May
  18. Tranquility Base Hotel & Casino – Arctic Monkeys – Millions are spent on the facilities at Moor farm year on year. Output stays at zero (this season excluded).
  19. I started Something I Couldn’t Finish – The Smiths – no explanation required.
  20. Chasing Rainbows – Shed Seven – Frank Lampard arrives and the quest continues
rowett stoke

“………and when you look into those eyes, I hope you realise, nothing he says is true, he’s a wanker too ooh ooh ooh……….”

 

 

Posted on December 10, 2018, in Derby County Advent Calendar 2018, General Rams Comment and tagged , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Shouldn’t the 20th song be Nothing Ever changes by Stevie Nicks or Let’s go round again by Average White Band?

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