DCFC Player Issue with Santa
Santa has officially branded X-Factor Buffoon Stevi Ritchie a “Knob”.
Writing on his blog, the Father of Christmas wrote “people think that being bad or naughty gets you on my shit list, which of course it does. However, in my view, being an utter twat makes you equally undeserving of receiving any festive cheer from me. Some folks clearly can’t help this; however if you are willing to act like a knob for the entertainment of others, then you can get to fuck as far as Rudolph and I are concerned”.
News of this harsh line immediately set off alarm bells in the Keogh household.
With every chance of mistaken identity robbing our captain of his Christmas, drastic action was required. Thus with a pre Christmas meeting due at a kids hospital, the Skipper decided a “Geek style” makeover was the safest way to make sure there was no mix up in Santa’s bad books. Good thinking Skip – panic over!