Paul Jewell Rumour

Just when Jagger thought all his skeletons were long out the closet, rumour has it his much touted appointment at Plymouth is being delayed due to the imminent disclosure of a lovechild.

Sorry Paul, but it’s clearly in the public interest we spill the beans. Thought Jagger had no Plan B? Think again.

 Apologies to Tom Campesino who I blatantly stole this idea from after I saw it on Twitter.

C Spaceram